unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

  • hug
  • go on walks while holding hands
  • smile
  • kiss
  • cuddle
  • have cute little dates
  • have movie nights
  • take adorable pictures
  • go new places
  • try new things
  • fall in love
  • brutally fuck you
  • look at the stars
  • do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

drunktrophywife:

you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no

my to do list

  • 1: you

catswithbenefits:

if you pronounce “ask” as “axe” we can not be friends

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

(Source: deenme)

schlgrl:

tell me i look cute with your cum on my face (✿◕‿◕)